Thursday, December 10, 2009

New Moon poster


The other day one of my friends from high school commented on his Facebook page how he thought he looked like Edward Cullen in the Twilight series... You know... I think he's right... I do see an uncanny resemblance... that handsome fellow... swoooooooon....

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Millennium Falcon in LEGOs


I'm done crackin myself up with the Tiger shit for now, but I can't help myself, its so damn easy and fun and neverending... took a little break from the hilarity and built a mini version of the Millennium Falcon in LEGOs... this thing is friggin sweet... the turrents and radar dish are moveable too... now I just gotta find a place to display it...

Tiger banged another one


The speculative numbers of vaginas Tiger has been in keeps rising, so to avoid becoming a next target, since she is so beautiful... my little cat Jinx... who has to go out in public now wearing a disguise to avoid the advances and wandering eyes of the Tiger... NO ONE seems to be safe...be very afraid....

Monday, December 7, 2009

Tiger Tiger Tiger


Hey folks, guess what?... Tiger Woods had sex with more people besides his wife... Number is up to ten now I believe... Fuck, I might have had sex with him... he seems to have fucked everybody... nice.... Good thing he has billions... they say money can't buy you happiness.. but it sure can get you lots and lots and lots of pussy....

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Tiger is BIGGER THAN EVER!


Saw this funny headline on the superficial blog the other day, cracked me up and inspired this little photoshop... the headline was "Katy Perry's boobs aren't Tiger Woods"... Since everything in the news lately is Tiger, Tiger, Tiger... This picture can be summed in a bunch of words for both parties involved... here goes... BIG, GLARING, OBNOXIOUS, OVEREXPOSED, STUPID, IN YOUR FACE, BIG, SICKENING, HUGE... there could be more, but you also have to double those cuz in Katy Perry's case there are 2 involved....

Alestorm logo


Funny little story... the other day i read on bravewords that the pirate metal band Alestorm was looking for an artist to redo their bland logo, and for interested parties to contact them via their myspace page, which i did... Their singer Chris Bowes promptly got back in touch via e-mail for me to give it a shot... which i did... and he loved my ideas so we went back and forth all day making revises and changes and it came out very cool...they loved it... Then i have to ask to be paid, since i've done logos for bands in the past and the management usually has a budget for these things, but no, he tells me he was gonna pay me outta pocket... and to tell him what my rates were... So i tell him, and now all of a sudden everything is quiet and its been over 2 days now and no word back... he promised me he wasnt gonna screw me over, but i'm really worried now cuz it doesnt look good, and many people have done this to me in the past... so i'll keep ya's posted here... this will be my proof, if they come out with a new logo, that looks even similar to this, its gonna be pretty fucked up, cuz the logo is mine, so at least i know i did it, so that counts for something.... people really suck...

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Lantern Corps


This is one of my favorite new collections... Just finished the set off a few days ago, now i have the complete set of power rings based on the Green Lantern Justice League series Blackest Night.. Anybody can claim to be a dork and a geek... but its shit like this separates the true dorks and geeks from the wannabes... You guys already know what that makes me...lol.... and to take it up a notch, I even wear these things everyday... every day i wear a different color depending on my mood... yup, i'm pretty much out there....

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Mini Enterprise my love for Nikon


Here is the TNG Enterprise, tiny version by hotwheels... this is part of a series of all the enterprises and a bird of prey which i also have and love... I've taken all these pics with my Nikon D80 which is one of my favorite hi-tech toys... I love that camera and can't express my love for it enough...lol... and i'll give you the same advice a fellow from a camera shop in Princeton gave me, if you ever see one of these available new or used, most likely used since the model was discontinued, BUY IT!... it is loaded with features and the kit that i got comes with this awesome 18-135 AF zoom lens that is killer... it has features like the led display on the top that for some reason they took out on the later models, and it has great heft and feel to it that later models no longer have... You can't go wrong with any Nikon camera, but because of all the features and price, this one of the best prosumer cameras you can get, period... love it, love it , love it...

Ben 10


Here is Ben 10 from the first series, which is still my personal favorite, never really got into alien force that much... I also have all 4 seasons of the original Ben 10 on DVD... awesome collection... and i also have have a collection of all 4 of the Omnitrixes that i'm very proud of, since they're also really hard to find, are rare and in mint condition... will post them another time also

Hellboy and Abe


These are 2 little mini-figs from hellboy 2... Abe Sapien and Hellboy... love the movie and i love all the toys even more.. I have a couple of Hellboy figures i'll post on here sometime... they're rare and very cool... but again worth nothing cuz i have to be able to fobndle and play with all my toys... I'm a collector, but i'm also a player... that is i play with my toys...lol

Monday, November 23, 2009

Space Needle


Here is the other LEGO architecture set i have, the Seattle space needle.... this is very cool, had to have it when i saw this at Barnes and Noble... again, very expensive and its made to just make one model, but its awesome LEGOs are the best decoration for geeks computer rooms and desks... besides action figures that is... which i also have crowding my computer area... I love being a dork... so much fun...

Gugenheim LEGO


Here is one of my old hobbies as a kid... LEGOs... one of my favorite toys growing up... nowadays the LEGO sets are all specialized and kit specific, which sucks, since each kit is made to just make one specific model, not like in the old days when you just had a huge set like i did, and you could just make anything you wanted... well anyways, this is part of the LEGO architecture series that you can only get in specialty stores like bookstores and such... you can't find these in toy stores, and they're very expensive, like all LEGOs, but they're awesome toys and well worth the money

Galaga machine


Here is one of the coolest things i got recently, a gift from my nieces husband Ed, awesome dude who is a fellow arcade rat from the 80's we both hung out in the same local arcade when we were kids... this is actually very tiny... its a christmas ornament that lights up and plays the original sound effects and music from the original arcade game, that is still one of my favorites... love this game, and the toy... i'm such a friggin geek...

ODST figure


Here is a very cool custom Halo figure that you can modify with your own armor and weapons.... very cool set to own, probly gonna be a collectors item like all of my shit, won't be worth anything cuz i have to take everything outta the packages and play with it... whats the sense to have such cool toys and not be able to play with em?

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Popeye


Here is a new piece of art i did from scratch pretty quick for a friend who is gonna use it in some capacity for a T-shirt design... it's a parody of a Corona ad that i personally never saw, but i guess i captured the spirit of it cuz my friend liked it...

Lobo Again


Here is my Lobo action figure again because the last pic didnt do the bastich justice....

Enterprise


Here is another cool toy Anne got for me from that little comic shop in Somerville.... and i whipped this up in a few minutes... the Enterprise from TNG, one of my favorite series in the franchise... and this is one of the best in the series of replicas of all the Enterprises... I think i have all of them now, from the Wrath of Khan ship, to the new one from the new JJ Abrams Star Trek... that one is pretty sweet too, but this one is the best... its friggin huge, and the saucer actually seperates from the body and does cool sound effects while doing it, and its held in place by really powerful magnets... pretty friggin awesome....

Lobo


Been awhile, but i'm back with a few new toys... Lobo was one of my favorite comics back in the day, google it and you'll see why, some amazing art when done by the right artists, and word has it they're making a movie now... will probly suck, but we'll see... anyways here is an awesome Lobo action figure Anne got for me from the comic fortress in Somerville, very cool comic and toy shop...

Monday, October 12, 2009

Got my Gunnar glasses.. finally


So happy... After weeks and weeks and screw up after screw up, I finally got my Gunnar glasses... They're specially made for gamers and graphic artists and people who spend alot of time in front of monitors. They make images on the screen more vivid and colors just explode... At first when i heard about them i thought they were bullshit, cuz they were being touted as glasses for "professional" gamers... you know, the "professionals" who live in their parents basements masturbating and eating cheez puffs... that being said, I knew they were meant for ME!.. now a short review on them... i'll keep it short...they're fuckin awesome... how's that for to the point?.. maybe they can use that quote for their ad campaign...

Still praying



In honor of the Lord, and since i'm still praying so i can pay my bills, here is an ominous Jesus head... did this awhile ago, was inspired by Al Pacino in The Godfather... you can see the resemblance... Don't worry folks, i'm not goin born again, finding Jesus and all that crazy shit.... I don't have to "find" Jebus, I never lost him in the first place... He's right here on my hard drive, so if any christians ever ask you if you need to "find the Lord"... you can direct them to my 3 hard drive locations... I still love Jebus, and Cthulhu, and a host of other Gods, no worries.... God dammit, that's why God hates me and i'm poverty stricken, I'm such a wiseass.... Love you jebus, and say hi to Fat Elvis for me... Love Him too....

Sunday, October 11, 2009

A cry for help


Hey everyone, 2 posts in one nite again, i'm on a roll... Trying to get to sleep and it aint happenin... This depression on being unemployed and my medical conditions are takin their tolls, the company stuff has been cheerin me up, but i really can't go any further now, since i've pretty much run outta money.. like for real, run out of money... so desperately praying that i get an extension on unemployment soon, or a job, one that will pay me... been trying to do freelance but no one has been paying me, so i'm kinda fucked... i did win 10 bucks on the lottery over the weekend so maybe baby Jebus will smile on me again on Tuesday and i'll win more...lol.. in any case, if anyone reading this can find it in their hearts to give me work, money donations, money, anything, money, anything will be greatly appreciated cuz at this rate i am doomed.... but in the meantime all i can do is keep lookin for work, keep my head up and happy and keep myself and everyone reading this mildly amused with my idiotic musings and mediocre art on this blog... somethings gotta give, and hopefully it will be strangers giving me donations...lol... Praying to ya Jebus, did this artwork in your praise and infinite glory...

woo-hoo

This is awesome, someone actually left a comment, which means i actually have a reader... woo-hoo!... Not sure if its one of my friends or a real person... ha ha.... so leave comments whenever you like so i know people are reading these things... well, anyways, 1 person did, so that makes me happy

Mission Statement


Here is something stupid they call a "mission statement", which is basically the mantra or story behind the products or company represented... anyhows this thing rambles as is, and i coulda put so much more shit in there about what i wanna do and accomplish with this, which is basically just a way for artists involved to get stuff out there and hopefully land a real job..lol.. and just to have fun with no one lookin over your shoulder, goin "oh no, you can't do that, that will never sell, the sales reps won't sell it, blah blah fuckin blah"... so that's some of the reasons... and this...

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Faces of Yu


Here are a few expressions the adorable lil bear yu... Affectionately known as fck yu... will post alot more of the fck stuff as i make it, but tonite i secured the .com domain name and the e-mail forwarding and whatnot, so we're movin right along... This is just for fun, a middle finger to all the companies we've worked for and made shitloads of money, to have our work bastardized and what not, so to all those assholes, yu know who you are... fck yu!....lol

fck yu and mi


Here are my 2 adorable, fun, cute and kuddly mascots... When people ask me what FCK stands for i tell them, fun cute and kuddly... cuz FCC was already taken... what FCC stands for will be a mystery for now... fuck, its a mystery to me... lol... nah, i know what it means, i kid, i kid... But hopefully i will get these guys on shirts... Everyone has those days when you feel like shit, feelin nasty and you would love to just say fuck you to everybody, so waht better way than wearing a shirt with a cute little bear that says it so adorably?!... lol... And his little counterpart, fuck mi... well that one is just obvious....

Friday, October 9, 2009

new design


Here is my first design for my art company's T-shirt line... I just got my company's logo shirts in my hands, and my friend Jimmy did an awesome job on the print... It's just the company FCK Industries logo that you see off to the right on this blog, on a black shirt... I only got 12 and i'm givin em to my close friends, but they look so cool i'd love to sell them to skate shops and little indie stores like that if possible... Then here is my first actual art design, gonna be a full front giant sizes print on this color if they have it, if not it will be on a similar color value, slightly darker ink than the shirt color concept... I'm doing my next design explaining what FCK stands for... Fun, Cute and Kuddly.... Cuz FCC was already taken... be back soon with more shit... peace out my ninjas...

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Jinx


Back again.. here is a pic of Jinx, and her giant kitten like head...took this for a cute cat frame i got for Anne... and i'm still learning how to use that killer Nikon Camera i got, went down by the bay the other nite to get pics of the red harvest moon, but none came out that great, but again i learned some cool things about the camera, so i'll be going down there again with my tripod and other stuff you need for those kinds of night-time shots... be back later maybe i'll post some of those moon pics, but in the meantime here is a giant Jinkers head...

Monday, September 7, 2009

Cyborg chick


Here is a something i doodled the other nite while i was waiting in the lobby of a tattoo shop near here for a friend who was getting a tat, obviously...lol.. don't really make it a hobby to hang out at tattoo shops doodling, but if they would pay me, i'd fuckin love too... anyways was just doodling a chick, as always... the way i explain it to my fiance' is i'm the Bob Ross of boobs... when i'm drawin and doodlin for fun, thats usually what comes out... and like Bob Ross always said, "No mistakes here, just happy accidents"... lol

New sketches


Been away for a bit, i lose track of time between posts, so here is a quick doodle i did of a chick bending over... thats pretty much it, doodling and a chick bending over came out...

Thursday, August 27, 2009

My corner


Here is a pic of my corner in our Apartment... I call it my corner cuz its where I spend most of my time, besides in bed or in front of the TV and XBOX360...lol... My work Mac is off to the right, and center is my laptop and on the PC monitor is the Rorshac mask from the Watchmen... yes that is Rorshac's mask, and its wearable like a ski mask so i will be sportin that this winter... This is a pretty hi-res pic, so click on it and have some fun findin cool shit like cloud from FF7 or the Hulk squeezin Iron Man, Captain jack Sparrow just chillin, and many other cool little tidbits layin around.. Not like I needed proof, but yes, I may be the biggest nerd alive on the planet... because this only the tip of the iceberg... the rest of the apartment, the nerd explosion gets even worse...lol.. More proof that Anne is an extremely special person for loving me and living among all this shit.... have fun treaure hunting in the pic... be back later

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

back.... again


Back again, after another long break, I know i'm a negligent ininspired dick... but nobody's perfect... Just been really hectic with random stuff, health shit and a whole lotta extra heaping of nothing to complicate my overly uncomplicated, strange life... Had a wonderful 42nd birthday, thanx to my incredible fiance', her family, a handful of friends, my family and Jinkers, the psycho ninja cat. Got tons of cool new shit, most of which will probly end up on here in pics, like some new toys, giant fuckin Godzilla feet slippers, and a buncha other weird shit... anyways, here is a doodle i started last nite, didnt hate it, so finished scartchin out this morning after takin my meds.. i know, the proportions are probly not perfect, and blah blah, but for some reason i sketched it, and i have no idea why the number 3 popped on her arm, but oh well life is weird like that... hopefully more sketches to come as long as i remain semi inspired and noting crazy good comes out on Xbox 360... lol... cya soon

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Back....

Hey all... been away for awhile, between being busy and health crap, i havent made any new posts, but more are coming soon... i have a ton of pics of my new hobby and obsession, my zen garden and bonsai tree with 2 lucky bamboo plants... very cool and fun to play around in the zen garden with all my little buddhamen and magnetic hematite rocks in there.. and i also added a nice chime set that Anne got for me in the garden too... its miniature and fits nicely... And of course i've been online playing Battlefield 1943 on xboxlive... awesome game, and i'm becoming quite the fighter pilot in my Corsair...lol... be back soon....

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Cloak and Dagger


Another figure set i picked up tonight... couldnt resist

She Hulk



Got a few cool new toys tonight at a store in Somerset NJ called Comic Fortress, really cool place with a ton of cool shit... cool shit if you're a dork who like this stuff...lol.... Here is She-Hulk, one of my favorite comics from back in the day when i used to collect them, and John Byrne drew it for awhile....

Iron Giant


Made this with some of my toys... Loved this cartoon... and the toy is awesome...

Enough already...


Here is a cute cartoon i did awhile ago, never used it for anything, was supposed to be a kids t-shirt design, but the douchebag company i used to work for mishandled the art as usual and it never got used.. Is anyone as sick of this Michael Jackson shit as I am?.. enough already.. he made a few catchy songs, could dance real good and made billions of dollars... stop treating this guy like he was a god and shit... does everyone miss the full picture? All the child molestation cover ups, the fact that no one knows who the real biological parents of his children are, that he basically had harvested and birthed by strangers, like puppies, then bought and collected like puppies... this behavior is both horrifying and disgusting, and no one acknowledges just how fucked up and reprehensible this was, but it was accepted... i could go on, but why bother, just makin a small point on how fucked up society and the media has become... excuse me while i go back to perusing the internet for pictures of Britney Spears's vagina, and pics of Megan Fox chewing on her tongue .. you know, things the internet was made for....

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

My little Cthulhu


This is one of my favorite toys... My little Cthulhu... just makes me smile when i look at him, tearing his little victim in half.. I love Cthulhu... the Dark Gods are so underappreciated...lol

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

I'm sick....

Hey all... new post, no new pics, but they're always comin... I'm a pretty sick dude... besides all my other health problems i've lived with all these years, one of which i already knew i had bad, rheumatoid arthritis, turns out I have fibromyalgia... i wont get into what it is here, cuz its complicated, just google it... all i have to say is it SUCKS... all you can do is manage and treat the pain it causes, and one of the drugs that actually works is called Lyrica...shitload of side effects including death, like most modern drugs, and it makes you bloat... and i'm startin to bloat... i'm a skinny dude now with fat fuckin wrists... nice... thank you baby Jeezus....

Monday, June 29, 2009

More Jinx..


Here is Jinx again... this is the cutest cat on the planet... crazy.... but cute... this pic was taken right after she fell in the toilet the other day... she was all embarrassed and wet and skanky, and slinkin around in shame...lol

Toy shelves...


Here are my toy shelves, this is the main bulk of my collection, but i have other toys and figures scattered about too... Think the 40 year old virgin, but all of mine are out of the boxes so i can play with them...lol.. plus i ran out of space on the shelves, and they're lit from the floor with halogen puck lights... i should turned them on for the photo.. but this is pretty high res, so click on it and you'll be able to zoom in and see all of the figures.. see if you can pick out aby characters you remember from when you were a kid.. and yes, that is a milton bradley Starbird, in mint condition too... i'm such a fuckin dork....

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Some of my toys


Here is a close up of a section of my extensive action figure collection... i have bits of everything from obscure anime to Mcfarlane sets, batman and iron man, ets...somewhere over 200 figures i'm guessing.. will post up other pics of more as time goes by.. i liked this pic, plus all the way to the right is a figure of Berserk, one of my fave anime's.. that figure is pretty rare and just plain awesome...

Jinx... Ninjacat


Here is Jinkers... in stealth mode, ninjacat....

XBOX360

I hope people are checkin out this blog, but fukkit, i'm havin fun with it anyways... I play alot of xbox36o online, as all my friends know, but to anyone else who wants to add me as a friend, my gamertag is Fundead.. I play everything, from the newest shit and FPS's to alot of the community games and hasbro family game night stuff... thats pretty much my social life, since i really dont go out and drink and party and stuff... i'm a hermit, but its fun... Breaking news tat Billy Mays passed away.. so sad... loved him and his products... i say check out what that shamow guy vince was up to this weekend, hope foul play wasnt involved... those slap-chops could probly kill a man...

Saturday, June 27, 2009

finished



Here are the last 2 creatures in that PS3 theme i was workin on...

Steel Panther


These guys are one of my favorite new bands... I love this shit... the music is dead on, awesome 80's cheez metal, and the lyrics are genius... the whole concept is genius, i can't get enough of this shit, so hopefully these guys will be huge... the american music scene sux so bad, it needs something fun and cool like this again...

Friday, June 26, 2009

more new stuff


Here is another part of that theme with the rottie on it... these are just early comps, so not even sure if they'll be final finishes yet... and please write me back with comments, so i know who the hell is visiting, if anybody is for chrissakes...lol... somebody, read my shit.. pleez...

New stuff


Here is some new stuff i'm workin on for new PS3 themes... anybody actually visits this blog, leave comments so i know who was here

PS3 themes


Hey there again folks... goin to sleep, got a busy day tomorrow, filled with fun shit like takin my friend to the dr, running a ton of errands, so i'll leave you with a sample from one of my desktop themes for the PS3 you can order online from disruptivepublishers.com... enjoy

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Eskimix


Here are some characters i designed for some friends of mine who have an awesome little frozen yogurt shop in the city on Bleecker and Grove... i designed all the art, characters, logos, walls, you name it, so if you're ever in NYC, pop in and check it out, it is the best frozen yogurt on the planet, and its run by some great guys.. we have more stuff in the works so stay posted for that too...

Tuesday, June 23, 2009


Here I am again, will try to get more links up and running so more friends can visit it... in the meantime, here is my profile pic blown up... when she's not smiling, Jinkers likes to eat firearms...

Back again, not like anyone reads this, but i may post sketches or pics on here soon... for the time being, here is our smiling cat