Thursday, December 10, 2009

New Moon poster


The other day one of my friends from high school commented on his Facebook page how he thought he looked like Edward Cullen in the Twilight series... You know... I think he's right... I do see an uncanny resemblance... that handsome fellow... swoooooooon....

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Millennium Falcon in LEGOs


I'm done crackin myself up with the Tiger shit for now, but I can't help myself, its so damn easy and fun and neverending... took a little break from the hilarity and built a mini version of the Millennium Falcon in LEGOs... this thing is friggin sweet... the turrents and radar dish are moveable too... now I just gotta find a place to display it...

Tiger banged another one


The speculative numbers of vaginas Tiger has been in keeps rising, so to avoid becoming a next target, since she is so beautiful... my little cat Jinx... who has to go out in public now wearing a disguise to avoid the advances and wandering eyes of the Tiger... NO ONE seems to be safe...be very afraid....

Monday, December 7, 2009

Tiger Tiger Tiger


Hey folks, guess what?... Tiger Woods had sex with more people besides his wife... Number is up to ten now I believe... Fuck, I might have had sex with him... he seems to have fucked everybody... nice.... Good thing he has billions... they say money can't buy you happiness.. but it sure can get you lots and lots and lots of pussy....

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Tiger is BIGGER THAN EVER!


Saw this funny headline on the superficial blog the other day, cracked me up and inspired this little photoshop... the headline was "Katy Perry's boobs aren't Tiger Woods"... Since everything in the news lately is Tiger, Tiger, Tiger... This picture can be summed in a bunch of words for both parties involved... here goes... BIG, GLARING, OBNOXIOUS, OVEREXPOSED, STUPID, IN YOUR FACE, BIG, SICKENING, HUGE... there could be more, but you also have to double those cuz in Katy Perry's case there are 2 involved....

Alestorm logo


Funny little story... the other day i read on bravewords that the pirate metal band Alestorm was looking for an artist to redo their bland logo, and for interested parties to contact them via their myspace page, which i did... Their singer Chris Bowes promptly got back in touch via e-mail for me to give it a shot... which i did... and he loved my ideas so we went back and forth all day making revises and changes and it came out very cool...they loved it... Then i have to ask to be paid, since i've done logos for bands in the past and the management usually has a budget for these things, but no, he tells me he was gonna pay me outta pocket... and to tell him what my rates were... So i tell him, and now all of a sudden everything is quiet and its been over 2 days now and no word back... he promised me he wasnt gonna screw me over, but i'm really worried now cuz it doesnt look good, and many people have done this to me in the past... so i'll keep ya's posted here... this will be my proof, if they come out with a new logo, that looks even similar to this, its gonna be pretty fucked up, cuz the logo is mine, so at least i know i did it, so that counts for something.... people really suck...