Monday, October 12, 2009

Got my Gunnar glasses.. finally


So happy... After weeks and weeks and screw up after screw up, I finally got my Gunnar glasses... They're specially made for gamers and graphic artists and people who spend alot of time in front of monitors. They make images on the screen more vivid and colors just explode... At first when i heard about them i thought they were bullshit, cuz they were being touted as glasses for "professional" gamers... you know, the "professionals" who live in their parents basements masturbating and eating cheez puffs... that being said, I knew they were meant for ME!.. now a short review on them... i'll keep it short...they're fuckin awesome... how's that for to the point?.. maybe they can use that quote for their ad campaign...

Still praying



In honor of the Lord, and since i'm still praying so i can pay my bills, here is an ominous Jesus head... did this awhile ago, was inspired by Al Pacino in The Godfather... you can see the resemblance... Don't worry folks, i'm not goin born again, finding Jesus and all that crazy shit.... I don't have to "find" Jebus, I never lost him in the first place... He's right here on my hard drive, so if any christians ever ask you if you need to "find the Lord"... you can direct them to my 3 hard drive locations... I still love Jebus, and Cthulhu, and a host of other Gods, no worries.... God dammit, that's why God hates me and i'm poverty stricken, I'm such a wiseass.... Love you jebus, and say hi to Fat Elvis for me... Love Him too....

Sunday, October 11, 2009

A cry for help


Hey everyone, 2 posts in one nite again, i'm on a roll... Trying to get to sleep and it aint happenin... This depression on being unemployed and my medical conditions are takin their tolls, the company stuff has been cheerin me up, but i really can't go any further now, since i've pretty much run outta money.. like for real, run out of money... so desperately praying that i get an extension on unemployment soon, or a job, one that will pay me... been trying to do freelance but no one has been paying me, so i'm kinda fucked... i did win 10 bucks on the lottery over the weekend so maybe baby Jebus will smile on me again on Tuesday and i'll win more...lol.. in any case, if anyone reading this can find it in their hearts to give me work, money donations, money, anything, money, anything will be greatly appreciated cuz at this rate i am doomed.... but in the meantime all i can do is keep lookin for work, keep my head up and happy and keep myself and everyone reading this mildly amused with my idiotic musings and mediocre art on this blog... somethings gotta give, and hopefully it will be strangers giving me donations...lol... Praying to ya Jebus, did this artwork in your praise and infinite glory...

woo-hoo

This is awesome, someone actually left a comment, which means i actually have a reader... woo-hoo!... Not sure if its one of my friends or a real person... ha ha.... so leave comments whenever you like so i know people are reading these things... well, anyways, 1 person did, so that makes me happy

Mission Statement


Here is something stupid they call a "mission statement", which is basically the mantra or story behind the products or company represented... anyhows this thing rambles as is, and i coulda put so much more shit in there about what i wanna do and accomplish with this, which is basically just a way for artists involved to get stuff out there and hopefully land a real job..lol.. and just to have fun with no one lookin over your shoulder, goin "oh no, you can't do that, that will never sell, the sales reps won't sell it, blah blah fuckin blah"... so that's some of the reasons... and this...

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Faces of Yu


Here are a few expressions the adorable lil bear yu... Affectionately known as fck yu... will post alot more of the fck stuff as i make it, but tonite i secured the .com domain name and the e-mail forwarding and whatnot, so we're movin right along... This is just for fun, a middle finger to all the companies we've worked for and made shitloads of money, to have our work bastardized and what not, so to all those assholes, yu know who you are... fck yu!....lol

fck yu and mi


Here are my 2 adorable, fun, cute and kuddly mascots... When people ask me what FCK stands for i tell them, fun cute and kuddly... cuz FCC was already taken... what FCC stands for will be a mystery for now... fuck, its a mystery to me... lol... nah, i know what it means, i kid, i kid... But hopefully i will get these guys on shirts... Everyone has those days when you feel like shit, feelin nasty and you would love to just say fuck you to everybody, so waht better way than wearing a shirt with a cute little bear that says it so adorably?!... lol... And his little counterpart, fuck mi... well that one is just obvious....

Friday, October 9, 2009

new design


Here is my first design for my art company's T-shirt line... I just got my company's logo shirts in my hands, and my friend Jimmy did an awesome job on the print... It's just the company FCK Industries logo that you see off to the right on this blog, on a black shirt... I only got 12 and i'm givin em to my close friends, but they look so cool i'd love to sell them to skate shops and little indie stores like that if possible... Then here is my first actual art design, gonna be a full front giant sizes print on this color if they have it, if not it will be on a similar color value, slightly darker ink than the shirt color concept... I'm doing my next design explaining what FCK stands for... Fun, Cute and Kuddly.... Cuz FCC was already taken... be back soon with more shit... peace out my ninjas...

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Jinx


Back again.. here is a pic of Jinx, and her giant kitten like head...took this for a cute cat frame i got for Anne... and i'm still learning how to use that killer Nikon Camera i got, went down by the bay the other nite to get pics of the red harvest moon, but none came out that great, but again i learned some cool things about the camera, so i'll be going down there again with my tripod and other stuff you need for those kinds of night-time shots... be back later maybe i'll post some of those moon pics, but in the meantime here is a giant Jinkers head...