Revoltech action figures rule

Here is another figure from the Revoltech line, Freulein from sweet dreams i believe she is called, i just wanted her cuz she looked cool and badass...lol... and i love the fact that you can pose them in so many different ways... These figures for the amount of detail are actually quite small... not a complaint, just when i got the first one out of the box, i was like, DAYYYUM, this is pretty small!...lol... but size doesnt matter...lol... these are so cool, some of the coolest pieces in my collection.... but hope you guys like em, i'll eventually get to the other side of my apartment and collection and post all of my doctor who collection with the cool lighted tardis and all the companions, even K-9...lol... told ya's i'm a hardcore nerd... hardcore gamer and hardcore nerd... but nerds are cool now... nerds are the new black...lol

Dante action figure

Here is one of my favorite toys... having a play with my toys day cuz we're snowed in over here and nothing is more fun than playin with your toys on a snow day...lol... i'm like a 44 year old man-child.... disturbing...lol... anyways, here is my Dante figure from the Devil May Cry series... its a Japanese import and pretty rare and pretty F'n awesome...lol.. has like a million points of articulation so you can pose it in a million different ways, and it has like a ton of accessories, a few i show here, but there are a few extras that are still on my toy shelf...lol... I love this thing, and maybe i'll take some more toy pics later of more of my favorite toys... this is fun....lo

Elvis really did leave the building...lol

I'm a schmuck and forgot to place the pic, so here he is, Chibi Elvis...lol

Chibi-Elvis has left the building

Here is chibi-Elvis... i tried makin for me what is the only TRUE, coolest Elvis on the planet... FAT Elvis... fat Elvis ruled... all sweaty on stage, drugged out of his mind, forgettin the words to his own songs, makin up words and just makin noises to fill in where words would go.. that shit is on youtube, so do yourselves a favor and look that shit up..lol... well, this is just elvis, cuz fat elvis didnt translate well into the chibi style... if i ever get inspired and a way pops into my brain like this shit does, i'll make the Fat Elvis... until then, here is just Elvis... if i can find little fake gems, i'm gonna bedazzle him, and maybe i'll even make a new one cuz i'm not 100% happy with this one, alot of little imperfections that shouldnt be there cuz i'm anal and a perfectionist on stupid shit and have OCD's and more issues than Rolling stone and National Geographic, but thats a whole nother story for another time...lol...

NEW Chibi-Figgums logo!!!!..lol

Well by now you guys know i love me makin some logos and shit, and yes, i did it again, a brand new logo for my chibi-figgums, gonna get this made into a sign too to hang on my wall on the shelf where i keep my figgums..lol.. i'm that pathetic, yes...lol...

Chibi-Hitler

I don't know why i made this, besides the fact that it HAD to be done... I'm just that awesome... I know this is gonna be the hot toy next x-mas... It's chibi-Hitler!!!... I know i know, i'm not right in the head, but you gotta admit, i nailed this one outta the park, he's friggin awesome...lol... and a little bit of irony, i had to put him in the oven to finish off the process...lol... i posted this pic on facebook and already i have people that want one, so this may put my chibi business on the map... lol... i'll make em for anybody who wants one... 60 bucks... tho i know its hard to put a pricetag on pure joy and happiness...lol... you could put these on your dashboard, just like the plastic Jesus's back in the 70's...lol... i'd like to see the look on the cops face if you got pulled over...lol... we'll see how many friends i lose off facebook for this...lol...

Chibi overload

Here is a little shelf where i'm keepin the chibis for now... i think its missing Jeebus, cuz he was in the oven bakin at the time i took the pic, so he missed the photo op...lol... I was callin for him too when i was takin the pic.. i was like "JEEEEEBUS, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YA, ITS PICTURE TIME!!!"... and he was like "calm the fuck down motherfucker, i'm in the motherfuckin oven motherfuckin cookin motherfucker".... so i just took the pic without him... He's Jeezus, he'll get over it... he's got Tebow buggin the shit out of him now, i'm the least of his problems... That Tebow must be a pain in HIS holy ass....lol.. Niggah pleez, i think Jeezus has better things to do than watch lame ass Denver Bronco games, but oh well....

The unholy trinity

Here is the unholy trinity... Satan, Cthulhu and Me... you're not gonna find a bigger concentration of evil and cuteness in the same place, so brace yourselves.... here it is.... comin at ya.... whammmmmm!!!!!!....lol... God i'm such a dick, but i'm on a roll today, all these delightful posts, soak em in folks, I could be dead tomorrow and that would mean no more wonderful delightful goodness that only i can deliver, so consider yourselves lucky to be able to bask in my lameness... Enjoy....lol...

Fluffy white dog

Here is a figgum i made based on one of my friends american eskimo dogs... Atka and Nuka are their names, beautiful dogs... well here is the plastic version of one of them...lol...

Cthulhu, all cute and shit....

And if you're gonna have Jeebus and Satan, you gotta have the big three, and i don't mean Buddha, but he should be up there with all the popular Gods, so i guess there'll be a big four, just like the lame band line up calling themselves the big four... arrogant pretentious assholes... but the big four in gods would be Jeebus, Satan, Buddha and the big guy himself, Cthulhu... he might be my personal favorite, cuz he's got a mouthful of tentacles... Niggah pleez, if Jeezus had a mouthful of tentacles, i think things would went a little different... he wouldnt have wound up on that damned cross, and he woulda cleaned up all that food on the last supper table... did you see all that friggin food on that table?.. there was only like 12 or 13 people, they didnt need all that shit, what a waste.. well anyways, jeezus woulda been able to eat all that shit with a mouthful of writhing tentacles, that shit woulda been bad ass i tell ya... well, a boy can dream, and here is Cthulhu in figgum form...tada....

Love you Baby Jeezus...

And if you're gonna have Satan, you gotta have Baby Jeezus... or Baby Jeebus as i like to call him sometimes... i can get away with that cuz we're tight like that... I love Baby Jeebus and he loves me... wha wha wahhhhhhhh....lol....So bask in his glorious adorable omnipotence, the little big guy... Jeebus himself... Love ya Baby.....lol

And here is Satan....

Here he is folks, in adorable plastic... Satan... like i said before, i'm makin figgums of random people and characters, like lil ol satan here...lol... Maybe i'll make a chibi fat Elvis later or a chibi Hitler... thats just beggin to be made... a cutesy lil Hitler, the only Hitler in my mind, all cute and huggable...lol.. I know, i'm a dick.... deal with it, i do... i can barely tolerate me and i have to live with this asshole...lol...

Figgums logos

Another thing you all know about me is i'll make a logo for anything...lol.. love me my logos and shit...lol... So, without further adoo...lol... here are the Figgums logos... thank you, thank you vuuurrrry much... that was my fat Elvis impression...lol.... and of course if anyone needs logos of any kind for your business, bands, etc, you know where to go for em....right here baby...lol...

Another figgum of me

Here i am again, i just can't get enough of myself...lol... So yeah, figgums are gonna be a little creation of mine, a whole line of toys i'll be making on demand, and when i don't have any orders i'll be making random figs like the ones you're gonna see in upcoming posts, like Satan and Baby Jeezus...lol...

Figgums, love me some figgums...

Here is a figgum i made of myself... pretty hideous just like the original...lol... I love the chibi style, and am offering to make these for anybody who wants em, just message me in the comments.. i took a few pics of this one, so you'll be seein more of it in later posts, cuz theres gonna be alot of em today..lol... Figgums are one of a kind models of anything you want, your pets or friends or family, done in this chibi style... chibi means super cutesy in japanese...lol... so yeah, super cutesy versions of pets and people.. I make these by hand outta sculpey, which after its done is like a plastic, so they're almost indestructable...lol... i broke pieces off, but you can super glue them back together in a snap... so here i am, immortalized in plastic...lol

Cthulhu rules....

As promised, i'm back kiddies!!...lol... Gonna be makin a buncha posts today, so brace yourselves...lol... First up, a pic i took yesterday showing the whole collection of investigators in the Arkham Horror game series from fantasy flight games... This is the ENTIRE collection of minis. which are impossible to find in stores, so you gotta get em online... and trust me, they werent cheap, but i HAD TO HAVE EM ALL!!!!..lol... yeah i'm obsessive about my Cthulhu games, so the entire collection of the minis was a must have... And above and behind them is the big guy himself... Cthulhu... I made that thing myself from scratch outta sculpey.. posted pics here a long time ago when i first made it, so just go thru older posts at the bottom and go thru all my mindless posts and you'll eventually come across em...lol...

Figgums out the ass

Hey there folks, been away for awhile, so now i'm gonna make up for it and make a ton of posts in the next few days... Originally planned to make a shitload of posts tonight, but i have company coming over to geek out and play video games all nite, so i'll post some now and then more tomorrow.... Been makin my figgums the past few days i made like 3... prior to this batch i made one as an actual order for a friend as a x-mas gift for his wife and i want to make these as a line and a business, so if anyone wants any, just leave me a message in comments... I can make anything from your pet to family members to famous people, anything... Just send me a pic if its your pet or relative, thats all i need to work from... they're done in the cutesy japanese chibi style which i love and it suits these things perfectly... I'll start off slow, then i'll be postin a bunch more of all the figgums i made in the past few days... This is my friends dog Rocky, a terrier, one of those little rat dogs...lol... but he's adorable, and so is the figgum... i even made a logo for the figgums lines, you know me, i love me my logos...lol...