New Moon poster

The other day one of my friends from high school commented on his Facebook page how he thought he looked like Edward Cullen in the Twilight series... You know... I think he's right... I do see an uncanny resemblance... that handsome fellow... swoooooooon....

Millennium Falcon in LEGOs

I'm done crackin myself up with the Tiger shit for now, but I can't help myself, its so damn easy and fun and neverending... took a little break from the hilarity and built a mini version of the Millennium Falcon in LEGOs... this thing is friggin sweet... the turrents and radar dish are moveable too... now I just gotta find a place to display it...

Tiger banged another one

The speculative numbers of vaginas Tiger has been in keeps rising, so to avoid becoming a next target, since she is so beautiful... my little cat Jinx... who has to go out in public now wearing a disguise to avoid the advances and wandering eyes of the Tiger... NO ONE seems to be safe...be very afraid....

Tiger Tiger Tiger

Hey folks, guess what?... Tiger Woods had sex with more people besides his wife... Number is up to ten now I believe... Fuck, I might have had sex with him... he seems to have fucked everybody... nice.... Good thing he has billions... they say money can't buy you happiness.. but it sure can get you lots and lots and lots of pussy....

Tiger is BIGGER THAN EVER!

Saw this funny headline on the superficial blog the other day, cracked me up and inspired this little photoshop... the headline was "Katy Perry's boobs aren't Tiger Woods"... Since everything in the news lately is Tiger, Tiger, Tiger... This picture can be summed in a bunch of words for both parties involved... here goes... BIG, GLARING, OBNOXIOUS, OVEREXPOSED, STUPID, IN YOUR FACE, BIG, SICKENING, HUGE... there could be more, but you also have to double those cuz in Katy Perry's case there are 2 involved....

Alestorm logo

Funny little story... the other day i read on bravewords that the pirate metal band Alestorm was looking for an artist to redo their bland logo, and for interested parties to contact them via their myspace page, which i did... Their singer Chris Bowes promptly got back in touch via e-mail for me to give it a shot... which i did... and he loved my ideas so we went back and forth all day making revises and changes and it came out very cool...they loved it... Then i have to ask to be paid, since i've done logos for bands in the past and the management usually has a budget for these things, but no, he tells me he was gonna pay me outta pocket... and to tell him what my rates were... So i tell him, and now all of a sudden everything is quiet and its been over 2 days now and no word back... he promised me he wasnt gonna screw me over, but i'm really worried now cuz it doesnt look good, and many people have done this to me in the past... so i'll keep ya's posted here... this will be my proof, if they come out with a new logo, that looks even similar to this, its gonna be pretty fucked up, cuz the logo is mine, so at least i know i did it, so that counts for something.... people really suck...

Lantern Corps

This is one of my favorite new collections... Just finished the set off a few days ago, now i have the complete set of power rings based on the Green Lantern Justice League series Blackest Night.. Anybody can claim to be a dork and a geek... but its shit like this separates the true dorks and geeks from the wannabes... You guys already know what that makes me...lol.... and to take it up a notch, I even wear these things everyday... every day i wear a different color depending on my mood... yup, i'm pretty much out there....

Mini Enterprise my love for Nikon

Here is the TNG Enterprise, tiny version by hotwheels... this is part of a series of all the enterprises and a bird of prey which i also have and love... I've taken all these pics with my Nikon D80 which is one of my favorite hi-tech toys... I love that camera and can't express my love for it enough...lol... and i'll give you the same advice a fellow from a camera shop in Princeton gave me, if you ever see one of these available new or used, most likely used since the model was discontinued, BUY IT!... it is loaded with features and the kit that i got comes with this awesome 18-135 AF zoom lens that is killer... it has features like the led display on the top that for some reason they took out on the later models, and it has great heft and feel to it that later models no longer have... You can't go wrong with any Nikon camera, but because of all the features and price, this one of the best prosumer cameras you can get, period... love it, love it , love it...

Ben 10

Here is Ben 10 from the first series, which is still my personal favorite, never really got into alien force that much... I also have all 4 seasons of the original Ben 10 on DVD... awesome collection... and i also have have a collection of all 4 of the Omnitrixes that i'm very proud of, since they're also really hard to find, are rare and in mint condition... will post them another time also

Hellboy and Abe

These are 2 little mini-figs from hellboy 2... Abe Sapien and Hellboy... love the movie and i love all the toys even more.. I have a couple of Hellboy figures i'll post on here sometime... they're rare and very cool... but again worth nothing cuz i have to be able to fobndle and play with all my toys... I'm a collector, but i'm also a player... that is i play with my toys...lol

Space Needle

Here is the other LEGO architecture set i have, the Seattle space needle.... this is very cool, had to have it when i saw this at Barnes and Noble... again, very expensive and its made to just make one model, but its awesome LEGOs are the best decoration for geeks computer rooms and desks... besides action figures that is... which i also have crowding my computer area... I love being a dork... so much fun...

Gugenheim LEGO

Here is one of my old hobbies as a kid... LEGOs... one of my favorite toys growing up... nowadays the LEGO sets are all specialized and kit specific, which sucks, since each kit is made to just make one specific model, not like in the old days when you just had a huge set like i did, and you could just make anything you wanted... well anyways, this is part of the LEGO architecture series that you can only get in specialty stores like bookstores and such... you can't find these in toy stores, and they're very expensive, like all LEGOs, but they're awesome toys and well worth the money

Galaga machine

Here is one of the coolest things i got recently, a gift from my nieces husband Ed, awesome dude who is a fellow arcade rat from the 80's we both hung out in the same local arcade when we were kids... this is actually very tiny... its a christmas ornament that lights up and plays the original sound effects and music from the original arcade game, that is still one of my favorites... love this game, and the toy... i'm such a friggin geek...

ODST figure

Here is a very cool custom Halo figure that you can modify with your own armor and weapons.... very cool set to own, probly gonna be a collectors item like all of my shit, won't be worth anything cuz i have to take everything outta the packages and play with it... whats the sense to have such cool toys and not be able to play with em?

Popeye

Here is a new piece of art i did from scratch pretty quick for a friend who is gonna use it in some capacity for a T-shirt design... it's a parody of a Corona ad that i personally never saw, but i guess i captured the spirit of it cuz my friend liked it...

Lobo Again

Here is my Lobo action figure again because the last pic didnt do the bastich justice....

Enterprise

Here is another cool toy Anne got for me from that little comic shop in Somerville.... and i whipped this up in a few minutes... the Enterprise from TNG, one of my favorite series in the franchise... and this is one of the best in the series of replicas of all the Enterprises... I think i have all of them now, from the Wrath of Khan ship, to the new one from the new JJ Abrams Star Trek... that one is pretty sweet too, but this one is the best... its friggin huge, and the saucer actually seperates from the body and does cool sound effects while doing it, and its held in place by really powerful magnets... pretty friggin awesome....

Lobo

Been awhile, but i'm back with a few new toys... Lobo was one of my favorite comics back in the day, google it and you'll see why, some amazing art when done by the right artists, and word has it they're making a movie now... will probly suck, but we'll see... anyways here is an awesome Lobo action figure Anne got for me from the comic fortress in Somerville, very cool comic and toy shop...

Got my Gunnar glasses.. finally

So happy... After weeks and weeks and screw up after screw up, I finally got my Gunnar glasses... They're specially made for gamers and graphic artists and people who spend alot of time in front of monitors. They make images on the screen more vivid and colors just explode... At first when i heard about them i thought they were bullshit, cuz they were being touted as glasses for "professional" gamers... you know, the "professionals" who live in their parents basements masturbating and eating cheez puffs... that being said, I knew they were meant for ME!.. now a short review on them... i'll keep it short...they're fuckin awesome... how's that for to the point?.. maybe they can use that quote for their ad campaign...

Still praying

In honor of the Lord, and since i'm still praying so i can pay my bills, here is an ominous Jesus head... did this awhile ago, was inspired by Al Pacino in The Godfather... you can see the resemblance... Don't worry folks, i'm not goin born again, finding Jesus and all that crazy shit.... I don't have to "find" Jebus, I never lost him in the first place... He's right here on my hard drive, so if any christians ever ask you if you need to "find the Lord"... you can direct them to my 3 hard drive locations... I still love Jebus, and Cthulhu, and a host of other Gods, no worries.... God dammit, that's why God hates me and i'm poverty stricken, I'm such a wiseass.... Love you jebus, and say hi to Fat Elvis for me... Love Him too....